The Six Types of Fanfic

• 1: Hey there, I'm the new girl. I'm the hottest thing around, and everyone is basking in my glow. EXCEPT THE SCHOOL'S BADBOY WHO I REALLY LIKE, BECAUSE, OH MA GOD, HE IS JUST SO RUDE AND COLD TO ME. So obvious he likes me tho.
• 2: You abused/raped/attacked me and therefore we will get married and have a serious relationship
• 3: So this one time I wuz in an airport, and dis guy -he looked lyke realllly hot- but i didn't care cuz im so fab. neways, he sat nxt 2 me on the plane and we now are bffs. but when i landed (of course in Korea) I RAN INTO MR.HOTTIE AGAIN, and he has money, and is uber famous, and sings, and dances. Of all the people, he wants meh (duh, i'm fab) even tho he could probably have an SNSD member, but no, me.
• 4: He put his thingy in my you know what and it hurt, and I woke up and it still hurt. And I like to say "explored each others mouths", "gripped", and "OOPPAAAAAAAAAA" as much as possible
• 5: I get paid to be the idols' manager. Sometimes a stylist, but usually the manager, even though i'm a 21 yearold small girl who ran away from my rich family because I'M DIFRENT. SWEARZ.
• 6: My ovaries are exploding in a month, so that's all the time I have to live. I run around the city with no parental supervision, only to meet ma bias who automagically loves me. I then die in his arms and he writes lotso sad songs about me. OH; I forgot. angssssssssssttttttttttt.